unbibium

Alice Oswalt would never have been born if it weren't for one socially aware non-nerd, functioning as Patton's prosthetic courage.

I can't help but wonder how many big obvious opportunities I've missed because there was no Greg Behrendt next to me when it happened. At best, there's a Brian Posehn next to me who's too busy talking about his own nerd stuff to notice my situation. At worst, there's a Dane Cook who swoops in and takes her for himself.